30 Things I’ve Learnt at 30

Thirty Things I’ve Learnt at Thirty Just because you slept with someone it doesn’t mean that they love you. If you’re a sexually active woman, always have a spare pregnancy test in your house. There will always be a point … Continue reading

My First Oily Experience

So, I went for a mini break during the half-term (I’m a student – have I told you that?) and I decided that the break would consist of nothing but relaxation. I succeeded if you were wondering and I achieved … Continue reading

Have You Put on Weight?

The question that makes my stomach drop, my sweat glands open up wide and my eyes lube up in preparation for a full-blown breakdown. Why do people think it is acceptable to ask such a horrifically personal question?  I don’t … Continue reading

Ten Things you should know About Writer’s Block

1.You will eat a lot. Seriously. No matter who you are you will not be able to escape the cruel hands of the junk food         cravings. It feels like it could help and you start to … Continue reading

The Affair

Realisation hit me hard like a football in the playground, I couldn’t carry this on any longer.  It was affecting everything in my life and I just couldn’t stop.  I would sit at work counting down the hours until we … Continue reading

Top Ten First World Problems for a Girl on the Hottest Day of the Year

Hair Styling: When exiting my freezing shower I began to tremble with fear.  Not long from now I will have to attempt blow drying my hair, which in reality will be a lot cooler than the air that I am … Continue reading